I don’t know how anyone keeps up with cosmetics. The learning curve is simply massive, and I almost don’t even know where to begin.

That’s why I’ve stuck with the things that have been relatively straight forward, like nail polish. Hard to screw that up, and if you do, you know it. Eye shadow has been a bit more of a mystery, learning more about primers and that applicators aren’t actually brushes. I think.

I don’t want to wear a ton of it, either. I use it more for light highlighting or things like that. Heavy makeup doesn’t appeal to me in women, and it wouldn’t appeal to me to wear it that way, either. I am, after all, somewhere in the middle on gender.

Seriously, how does anyone keep up? Do you have to be raised with it?